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1. Girls Shalt Not Have Sex.
(someone asked me what the guy word for ‘slut’ is
and I couldn’t find an answer.
it’s an old story: a rumour goes around that so-and-so
blew a boy in the disabled toilets.
the girl fakes a cough to get herself sent home
to escape the classroom-wide hiss of ‘slut’
while the boy she blew walks into the same class
and is greeted by an onslaught of high-fives)

2. Girls Shalt Love Boys.
(when I was ten, there was a movie trailer where two girls
leaned in for a kiss, and I felt sick for the rest of the day.
it took four years
along with faux-casual questions to friends
useless quizzes on the internet
entries in a diary that I later scribbled out
to admit, fine, okay, yes,
and another year after that to say it without mumbling)

3. Girls Shalt Not Be Bitches.
(it took over ten years of school for me to realize
my women teachers got called bitches
for doing things that my male teachers got called efficient for.
we were assigned to a group project in science class
and whenever my friend tried to tell the others to quiet down
so they could get on with the work,
she was jeered into silence
and she never found it fair that her boyfriend did
the same thing and the noise stopped.)

4. Girls Shalt Have A Vagina.
(she introduced herself with a deep voice and a gushing smile.
she had a pink dress and an adam’s apple
she had a necklace resting above her cleavage
she had escaped from an all-boys high school
and I didn’t understand until I learned later
gender is more than the two rigid boxes
that we are told to tick one of)

5. Girls Shalt Smile.
(he frowned when the subject was brought up
and he shrugged a lot as he explained
that we look better when we smile. Less hostile.
His shrugs stiffened when I asked him why we shouldn’t look hostile.
‘I dunno,’ he said, dropping to a mumble. ‘Girls aren’t s’posed to look hostile, I guess.’
The next time someone walked past me on the street
and told me to smile,
I gave him my sunniest grin
and a middle finger.)

"

‘Five Commandments for Being A Girl I Unlearned,’ theappleppielifestyle. (via cosimes)

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15 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from ego-assassin with 242,554 notes

"When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other."

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i got the chills reading this. absolutely beautiful

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YES.

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15 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from bareblu with 187,168 notes

yato-gato:

billboard-charts:

loryisunabletosupinate:

thewillowisp:

avatati:

medinabigmom:

64 year old cosplayer, I’m not sure that is sad or cool, but he sure knows how to cosplay!

What do you mean sad, this is super cool!

It’s anything BUT sad, it’s fucking awesome! 

the only thing that’s sad about this is that i’d never be a fantastic cosplayer like him

MASTER YOSHI! MASTER YOSHI

this is AMAZING <3

4 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from fluffmyb0ner with 80,704 notes

glassconduit:

Delsin gets bored.

0drawingablank0:

Bao Pham.

4 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from artlandis with 769 notes

The Phone

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4 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from ssophoo with 242 notes

lshimura:

You are the last of your kind; bred for combat, built for war. You’re the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy.

4 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from blueknowledge with 4,350 notes

i-am-not-leaving-you-here:

It’s just looks amazing 

i-am-not-leaving-you-here:

It’s just looks amazing 

4 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from blueknowledge with 209 notes

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